“GUSTAFER YELLOWGOLD’S DARK PIE CONCERNS” CD/DVD DIGS DEEP BUT BARELY SCRATCHES THE SURFACE ON HOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT PIE.
Everyone has their own Dark Pie. For some, a Dark Pie is an inability to shuffle a deck of cards without them scattering everywhere. Others may find it impossible to make eye contact with the server while ordering at a restaurant. For Gustafer’s best pal, Forrest Applecrumbie, a Dark Pie is his total powerlessness in baking a successfully light pie. If this sounds confusing, believe us, it is! Do you know when to ask for help? That is the Pie Guy. “But what if my Dark Pie is the inability to know when to call a Pie Guy?”, you might ask. That is where things get really dark. There exists, what is known as the ‘Pie Shade Spectrum’, and occasionally you will be faced with a concept known as Totally Black Pie. Okay… That’s an exceedingly treacherous, nearly incomprehendable place to return from. There are legends of the iron-willed who have pulled themselves or been pulled out of, say, a Black-ish Pie. A top secret, underground ‘Pie-Op’ is said to exist. The experience of actually discovering these yourself by purchasing Gustafer Yellowgold’s Dark Pie Concerns CD/DVD set will help you understand subtleties of life’s Pies much more profoundly.
That is all we can say. Keep it light.