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WHAT IS A ‘DARK PIE’ AND WHY SHOULD WE BE SO ‘CONCERNED?’

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“GUSTAFER YELLOWGOLD’S DARK PIE CONCERNS” CD/DVD DIGS DEEP BUT BARELY SCRATCHES THE SURFACE ON HOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT PIE.

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top: Experiencing a typical Dark Pie moment.
bottom: A quick, nightmarish descent towards a Black-ish Pie experience.

Everyone has their own Dark Pie. For some, a Dark Pie is an inability to shuffle a deck of cards without them scattering everywhere. Others may find it impossible to make eye contact with the server while ordering at a restaurant. For Gustafer’s best pal, Forrest Applecrumbie, a Dark Pie is his total powerlessness in baking a successfully light pie.  If this sounds confusing, believe us, it is!  Do you know when to ask for help? That is the Pie Guy.  “But what if my Dark Pie is the inability to know when to call a Pie Guy?”, you might ask. That is where things get really dark.  There exists, what is known as the ‘Pie Shade Spectrum’, and occasionally you will be faced with a concept known as Totally Black Pie.  Okay…  That’s an exceedingly treacherous, nearly incomprehendable place to return from.  There are legends of the iron-willed who have pulled themselves or been pulled out of, say, a Black-ish Pie.  A top secret, underground ‘Pie-Op’ is said to exist. The experience of actually discovering these yourself by purchasing Gustafer Yellowgold’s Dark Pie Concerns CD/DVD set will help you understand subtleties of life’s Pies much more profoundly.
That is all we can say.  Keep it light.

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  1. On December 7th, 2015 at 2:00 pm The 10 most random Grammy nominations of the year | WEBODILE - Your Personal Magazine said:

    […] Gustafer Yellowgold’s Dark Pie Concerns already wins our hearts for best title. Yellowgold defines a “dark pie” as a something that seems to cause a small sense of anxiety, like finding it “impossible to […]

  2. On December 7th, 2015 at 4:40 pm The 10 most random Grammy nominations of the year - News said:

    […] Gustafer Yellowgold’s Dark Pie Concerns already wins our hearts for best title. Yellowgold defines a “dark pie” as a something that seems to cause a small sense of anxiety, like finding it “impossible to […]

  3. On May 5th, 2017 at 1:21 pm djkd said:

    Hello there!

    I wanted to let the world know I actually have a huge crush on Pie Guy. He never fails to get my hopes up and encourage me. I thank you, Gustafer, for introducing me to the love of my life. 🙂

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